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SNAKES ON A PLANE [13 Oct 2005|01:27am]
[ mood | SNAKES ON A PLANE ]

I would just like to remind everyone that sometime next year one of the greatest movies all time will be in theaters. This movie goes by the name Snakes on a Plane and stars Samuel L. Jackson!!!!!! It shall be one of the defining points in my life.

Even Kenan Thompson is in it!!!!

"Samuel Jackson: “The movie I’m doing right now is kind of like a no-brainer. I don’t want to say it that way, but it’s pretty much what it is, it’s a thriller. “Snakes on a Plane,” there’s no mystery to that. We’re going back, it’s not ‘Flight 121.’ You either want to see this movie or you don’t – “Snakes on a Plane,” common. You don’t have to think about it, there’s snakes, you go ‘Ah, Oh, Ah, Oh’ and that’s what I’m doing every day and I don’t have to figure out the dramatic purpose of this. Six and a half weeks going ‘Ah, Ooh, Ah, Ooh, Ah, Oh’ it’s cool, awesome."

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[19 Sep 2005|01:16am]
[ mood | pleased ]

Today I got a new cellular phone and took this picture with it!!!

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[17 Sep 2005|01:18am]
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[14 Sep 2005|01:50am]
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mmmmmmmm [13 Sep 2005|05:18pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

Yesterday I lost my retainer oh no :((((((((((((((((((((( But then I found it at night OH YEAH!!!!


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OK!! [12 Sep 2005|04:18pm]
[ mood | confused ]

So there I was, sitting in a chair when suddenly this came to me in a dream!!#@$TYGHBNWRGSHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDCollapse )Fyhjnteygfjhgrd

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O [08 Aug 2005|02:37pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Andrew W K is the grown up feeling of Christmas morning! Plain and simple. Remember when you were 7 years old and you crept down the stairs at 6:13A.M. on Christmas morning? You get to your presents and you freak out and your hearts beating faster and faster as you aproach them and you tear into them like noones bussiness? After a while(years anyway) you grow up and you realize Santa Claus isnt real...but the spirit of Christmas never dies. You wish you had that feeling back in you that a fat guy in a red suit led by reindeer is gonna come down your chimney and leave presents for you...you are not alone, I know I feel that way. Nothing was the same after my mom sat me up one morning and told me the truth about Santa...until October of 2002. I witnessed what can only be described as the greatest feeling since my mom let me know that my dad was the one that ate the cookies and drank the milk. I saw Andrew W. K. live for the first time in my life. My heart was beating and the only thing that matched that beating was when I was running down my stairs into my family room in the basement when I was 7 years old. I felt nervous, excited, brainwashed, happy, sad, overwhelmed, etc. the list goes on and on but this man that was surrounded by a band that couldn't be seriously if they tried, but they are by US! When my elders ask me if I enjoy what has happened durring my generation I proudly announce to them in triumph that I couldn't be happier than I am when I put on I GET WET and just go completley and utterly insane for 1/2 hour!!! When I think back on all Ive acomplished in my 22 years here on Earth, I lead a very exciting life but when you bring up ANDREW W K my smile just gets bigger! We are represented by the greatest human being alive. A man who takes the responsibility to be our hero and gives it right back to us...whether it be in our minds, our hearts or both!!!I am so fucking excited that Andrew W K not only is in my life both mentally but physically as a true friend! When he gets the chances he makes each and everyone of us smile. There is a lot of great things about this generation and stuff that makes me so damn happy to be an American, but when I see the Tours Section of AWK say that he's comming to a town close to me I just smile and tip my hat in honor to Andrew W K. Our elders are right when I read them say that were lucky that Andrew tours as much as he does, and you know what? I am fuckin lucky and I don't take it for granted that we all haven't seen him in a while. But you must remember as I always say to myself...Andrew is preparing to amaze us. As much as he loves music we love him soo much more. He is our represenative to our older and younger generations to say"this is the music...OUR music!" If you want to get into this music I invite EVERYONE AND ANYONE! Take it! If you don't like it FINE dont like it! For every person that doesn't like Andrew there are 100 more FRIENDS of his that will think differently! so to you, the people that are not in this I say "go on get out of here we have no room for you!" but to all of you that have read this, I give you this..."Thank you for understanding me, I couldn't be happier to be a friend of Andrew's and through this we are now friends, I don't have to say that you shouldn't lose faith in him because you, just like me, as my heart races and awaits PATIENTLY for the new album and tour to get up onstage and just give Andrew a huge hug and say THANK YOU I know for a fact that we will NEVER forget the 1st time we heard the drum in the 1st second of It's Time To Party...I can only finish, not end, because this friendship and dedication to the man, the myth, the legend, and most important the friend... to all of us will never end...I say thank you to Andrew and to all of you. THANK YOU AND MERRY FUCKING AWK CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

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! [21 Jun 2005|02:19am]
[ mood | nauseated ]

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do not forget [20 Apr 2005|03:50pm]
[ mood | okay ]

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[05 Apr 2005|02:26am]
[ mood | contemplative ]

I can't find anything to look at with my telescope.

However, I did get my camera back finally.

But I lost $20 somewhere and it makes me feel like this:

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attention [31 Mar 2005|12:43pm]
Who wants to be cool and go to this

Tue 5/17 7:00


3rd Ave &
St Marks Pl
New York City

All Ages
21+ to Drink
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[11 Mar 2005|08:20am]
[ mood | mr. t ]

Its friday?


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beep [18 Feb 2005|10:45am]
[ mood | beep beep beep beep beep beep ]

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That is all I've heard for the past half hour since it seems someone forgot to turn their alarm off.


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wrapppppppppp [15 Feb 2005|11:59am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

Almost exactly one year ago I was lucky enough to help pay for 1000 feet of stretch wrap. The amount of joy that the roll brought to the world was incredible. I wish I had another 1000 feet right now. :(

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Oh no! [14 Feb 2005|03:04am]
[ mood | scared ]

I smell a skunk, I hope it does not jump through my window.

It is 9:30AM and I am ok, for now at least.

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i voted for hooter [07 Feb 2005|01:37am]
[ mood | sad ]

So after spending the day watching the Puppy Bowl I was excited to learn it could be bought on DVD here.
However, the site now reads "Sorry, no longer available."

What an unfair world we live in.

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[14 Jan 2005|03:57am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

YESTERDAY: I bought 1lb 12oz worth of cookies for $4!!!!!!!!!

TODAY: I ate 15 year old gum and it was magical. I also got a Deion Sanders rookie card!

What an amazing time to be alive.

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[05 Jan 2005|03:24am]
[ mood | loved ]

I don;t think i can write about what happened today since mere words do not do justice to what occured.

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[04 Jan 2005|03:42am]
[ mood | wt4ujmtdjr ]

Today is my birthday. My jaw still hurts from the dentist though. And tonight we got to bowl for free which was super sweet omgzzzzzzz!

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